Adult Nursery Rhymes

We laughed so hard at this one we had to stock it. Every nursery rhyme you grew up with, rewritten for grown-ups who've had a long week: Humpty Dumpty, Little Bo Peep and the rest, now wildly inappropriate.

It's the gift for the friend who's just had a baby and hasn't slept since, or for the secret Santa where you want the biggest laugh in the room. Just keep it on the top shelf.

• Illustrated hardback, 144 pages
• Rude, rhyming parodies of the classics
• For adults only (18+), definitely not for bedtime
• Published by Boxer Gifts